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19 December 2009 @ 08:26 pm

A good 5 inches of snow yesterday
I went sledding, had a snowball fight on the beach and started to make an igloo.

Happy days <3

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13 December 2009 @ 06:38 pm

Ugh, College

I CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED WITH COLLEGE TOMORROW D:.

Oh this was funny- I seriously thought that 40 divided by 8 was 20.
What a tard XD

X FACTOR FINAL ;) Joe's gonna win it.

Tags: arrrgh, big block cap swearwords make me happy, college, reality tv is getting crap, x factor

Feeling Pretty::

bored

Listening To:: Whatevers on telly ¬_¬

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10 December 2009 @ 07:27 pm

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PERFECTION

Tags: gif, i am so fucking fantastic, lol

Is Located:: Home <3

Feeling Pretty::

cheerful

Listening To:: None :(

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04 December 2009 @ 01:06 pm

FUCKING KILL ME

I'm bored, hungry, tired and I want to watch cartoooons.

WHY DOES THIS LESSON FAIL SO BADLY!!??

The Pizza place didn't work out, Bastards employed someone else I think. ):
I'm still a lazy, unemployed, student bum.

Tags: boredom, kill me please

Is Located:: College. D:>

Feeling Pretty::

cranky

Listening To:: None. That's deeply dissapointing.

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02 December 2009 @ 08:34 pm

WHY JUSTIN!!??

WHY DID JUSTIN RYAN SHAVE OFF HIS BEARD

THAT COCK ):<

He looked lovely with a beard... But I want Gino to win :)

I'm upset about reality TV here in England as of late, first Jedward get booted off of X-Factor, then George walks off of I'm a Celebrity and now Justin has shaved his beard.

Gino made me lol when he was scared his penis had shrunk XD

Tags: failure, i'm a celebrity get me out of here, reality tv is getting crap

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27 November 2009 @ 12:42 pm

AWWWRIIIGHT

My money came throoooough <3 It clears on Mondaaaaay!! £30 for me YAY.
ALRIGHTYTHEN...
I GOT A B+ ON MY FILM STUDIES DRAFT :3
Alsooo~
I might have a job soon :)
So actually, I might fulfill my new years resolution... It's at the Pizza shop in town though, on Friday and Saturday nights, which sucks quite badly cause I'll be serving all the pissheads whilst missing out on being a pisshead myself.

This key skills lesson is made of sadness and fail.
Why do I even have to do this fucking lesson? My ITgrade at school was an ungraded but not cause I didn't know the work, I just couldn't be arsed. They should just do a test on every person without an IT grade just so that people who know what they are doing don't have to do this insulting lesson.

I'm done ranting now.

Tags: boredom, college, lol, moneys

Feeling Pretty::

bored

Listening To:: I WANT SOME TECHNO NOW PLZ.

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03 November 2009 @ 11:24 am

GOD DAMNIT

I want to be asleeeeeeeeeeeep.
And I'm working late on a film studies project tonight D: I swear, this girl on our group is pissing me off, she's the most unreliable cock-slap I have ever known.
I RAN OUT OF PUMPKIN PIE AS WELL. IT WAS SO DELICIOUS.

The internet is distracting me from an essay XD

Tags: boredom, college, kill me please, pumpkin pie

Feeling Pretty::

bored

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21 October 2009 @ 01:36 pm

I HATE TRAVELLING D:

My 7 mile bus journey took 1hr 45mins today.
There was an accident further down and it took over an hour for me to get off this little Island, which, might I add, is only 3.2 miles across.
The road onto the bridge was fucking packed and I was 25 minutes late to my first lesson D:.

~Cap

Tags: bus fail, college, fuckno

Is Located:: College

Feeling Pretty::

annoyed

Listening To:: None :P

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18 October 2009 @ 02:06 pm

I MISSED X-FACTOR D:

NO NO NO!!

PLEASE TELL ME JOHN AND EDWARD WENT OFF
GOD SOMEONE HELP ME D:

Tags: failure, fuckno, x factor

Is Located:: Home :3

Feeling Pretty::

grumpy

Listening To:: Pigeon Detectives- This is An Emergency

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15 October 2009 @ 12:02 pm

Bugger D:

I LOST 3 PAGES OF GRAPHIC DESIGN WORK D:>

3
FUCKING
PAGES

And I can't ever get it back because they throw away any work they find around college after we all go home.

I'm SAAAAAD NAO.

ON A BETTER NOTE, I ON'T HAVE AN LESSONS TILL 1:30 <3

Tags: college, failure, fuckno, self pwnage, shitting dick nipples

Is Located:: Home

Feeling Pretty::

aggravated

Listening To:: None

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14 October 2009 @ 11:56 am

OHGODI'MECSTATIC

I BOUGHT SOME UM BONGO YESTERDAY.
I THINK I'M GONNA GO WEEP NOW WHILST I DRINK IT.

And I watched that American thingy 'Fringe'. I dunno if I like it S:. I prefered X-Files. That show kicked arse.

I LOVE CAPSLOOOOOOOCK.

Tags: hey look i'm a tag, i want to sleep, um bongo makes me super happy, x-files makes me happy

Is Located:: College again D=

Feeling Pretty::

amused

Listening To:: None cause my Mp3 is being a fuck.

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07 October 2009 @ 12:03 pm

I'M BORED D:

TNBC IS RELEVANT XD
GOD
HELP
ME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.

I WANTZ A CHEESE SAMMITCH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

LESSON IN 20 MINUTES FINAFUCKINGLY.

How not to Live Your Life was LOVE last night. Yep.

Tags: big block cap swearwords make me happy, boredom, cheese sammitch plz, dan clark kicks your arse

Is Located:: COLLEGE

Feeling Pretty::

bored

Listening To:: NAWTHINK.

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30 September 2009 @ 12:06 pm

AAAAAARGH

I've got about 20mins to kill D:
Because then I have tutorial and that will kill 45minutes hopefully.
I DON'T HAS ANOTHER LESSON UNTIL 2:45 D:
HELP
ME

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I GOT THIS COOL NEW TOASTER. IT HAS A LITTLE MINI FRYING PAN ND YOU PUT WATER IN IN AND IT COOKS EGGS AS WELL AS TOAST. THIS EXCITES ME MORE THAN ANYTHING HAS EVER EXCITED ME BEEEEEFFFFOOORRREEEE.
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I want CHOCOLTE MILK and I WANT TO WATCH MOR FLAPJACK :D.
Or the Rocky Horror Show again. It was on yesterday and now I want to watch it AGAAAAAAAIIIN.

AND THEN I'MMA DRAW A NEW ALIEN DRAWING COZ I FEEL LIEK IT.

Tags: boredom, college, flapjack makes me happy, motherfucking aliens, oh fuck i nearly made a happy weewee, this toaster is the shit

Feeling Pretty::

cheerful

Listening To:: None :C I wantz Rick astley though.

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29 September 2009 @ 11:35 am

LALALA I'M BORED

Trying to PASS TIEMZ.

firstly: if you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

secondly: tag eight people. don't refuse to do that. don't tag who tagged you.

how would you describe your siblings (if you have any)?

Got a younger sister- She thinks I'm a stupid geek and never lets me watch TV in my room D:.
A younger brother who's 12- He pretty much can't stand me XD. I made him cry by following him all day singing Rick Astley songs. He got IRL RICKROLL'D.
Got another younger brother who's 10- He's camp, fat and never leaves the house because he's playing Wii.
And finally my youngest brother who is fucking hilarious and joins me in upsetting other people usually.

have you ever lied to a teacher?

I can't name a teacher I didn't lie to at school. Except for my French teacher, cause she was quite intolerant of lies.

what kind of book would you describe as a good read?

A graphic novel or comic XD.

what's your occupation?

Full time college student D:. FAIL.

what stereotype are you?

A comic geek? A lot of people here think I'm a scene kid >:( NO.

what's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?

Batman, it's ALWAYS Batman :3.

what are you listening to right now?

Generally?? Dance, Nu Metal and Indie shit. I <3 Nik Kershaw as well atm.

what food could you eat every day for weeks and not get sick of?

Cheese toasties :P.

what websites do you always visit when you go online?

Youtube, LJ, DeviantART.

what are you going to do next year?

Do my subjects at A2?? Another year D:.

what was the cutest thing you've seen today?

A picture of Hitler by John Heartfiled in Graphics. He looked so sad XD.

does the weather affect your mood?

Nope.

what is your zodiac sign?

Cancer lol.

do you want to learn another language?

... I'd love to be fluent in French, and I've been doing it for nearly 6 years now. 7 if I do it next year as well.

five things you can't live without.

Your mum, paper, a biro, internet, Jamie XD

if you could meet anyone now, who would you meet?

Your mother.

what's something you'd like to say to someone right now?

'Why is it everyone has flu but you are the one dying from it. Grow up and get a life.'

what are you looking forward to?

A lesson cuz I'm BORED.

say something to the person who tagged you.

NO-ONE TAGGED ME >:D

Tags: boredom, college, meme

Feeling Pretty::

bored

Listening To:: NO.

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29 September 2009 @ 10:55 am

ASDSFGJKHFS

Having a proper internet fail at home D:.
I just update when I'm not working at college nowadays.
THIS SPACEBAR'S NOISE ANGERS ME.
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I wanna draw something :P
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CAP

Tags: fuckno, internet hate machine, shitting dick nipples

Is Located:: COLLEGE RITE

Feeling Pretty::

annoyed

Listening To:: None >

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23 September 2009 @ 10:57 am

GOD DAMNIT D:

FUCK IT TO HELL
I has flu D: Not swine flu, thank fuck, but flu nonetheless.
And I have to be in college anyways.
That both depresses and annoys me.

In other news, give me a week and I'll continue that bloody fic, I'm high on cough medicine.

Brb, dying.

Tags: big block cap swearwords make me happy, fuckno, shitting dick nipples

Feeling Pretty::

sick

Listening To:: 30h!3- Don't Trust Me

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16 September 2009 @ 11:46 am

Bored AGAIN

This is getting mildly repetitive and boring D=.
I'm on free periods again, played cards with a friend of a friend for about half an hour, but now I'm bored again.
Thankfully I got tutorial in 15 minutes, so I can do something fun.

As for that fic I was doing, I'll do another bit on the weekend- a little overrun with induction work atm.

Luffles
~Cap

Tags: boredom, college, fuckno

Is Located:: College D:

Feeling Pretty::

bored

Listening To:: None

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15 September 2009 @ 12:10 pm

Pffffft No.

I'm super duper bored right now D:
I'm in the college's computer suite doing French work. I've been on free periods now for, like, 2 and a half hours.

To be honest, I can't be bothered to do all this french homework, so I'm going to pretend I didn't actually see the fourth excersise, and just do the 3. It's awright, Jamie's out of lesson on period 5, then we can have lunch, buy our sketchbooks and ultimately, get to our Film Studies class. Yep.

We did the Jabberwocky in English yesterday. I felt like a real geek when I was the only one who knew that Lewis Carroll wrote it, and Alice in Wonderland etc. Why are these people even studying english, anyway!!??

This s only marginally better than school D:.

Tags: boredom, college, meh, morons annoy me, the jabberwocky makes me happy

Is Located:: College ¬.¬

Feeling Pretty::

bored

Listening To:: All I can hear is chatter.

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13 September 2009 @ 02:24 pm

I'M DISSAPOINTED D:

Tch, yesterday I was out with Chris, Amy, Heather and Aaron again.Let me explain the situation- we know this creepy guy, Luke, and we started texting him off of Aaron's phone pretending to be a girl called Alex, from a 'party'. We set up a meeting time and place, then we had to pick someone to disguise as 'Alex'. Everyone pussied out, so I volunteered and got into some of Amy's clothes, some light brown hair extentions, a beanie hat and some different makeup. I was wearing a fucking SKIRT and BOOTS. Amusingly, I weigh two stone more than Amy and am 5 inches taller, so trying to wear her clothes proved both suffocating and difficult.Then we had to try and disguise my accent because I'm the only one with a non-Essex accent out of everyone we know. I even wore sunglasses and foundation so that even Amy's parents agreed I looked nothing like me.

AND THEN LUKE RECOGNIZED ME WITHIN 5 MINUTES ><
But either way, Chris filmed it and his reaction was funny regardless...

We got effectively self-pwned right there.

Tags: failure, fuckno, self pwnage

Feeling Pretty::

disappointed

Listening To:: Michael Jackson- Bad

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12 September 2009 @ 09:57 am

OH JOY

I started college yesterday, so far it seems okay.
And, my best friend is in both my graphics and film studies classes :D. All the teachers seem nice so that's also a bonus- though I haven't actually had film studies just yet. As for English, I don't know anybody in my class, but it's a lot of speaking work, so I'm likely to talk to somebody. French is outside the main campus and in another building a couple of minute's walk away D:. Unneccesary trek plz?...

But yeah, so far, so good, I actually know where everyone of my classes are as well, so I wont be getting lost.
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I PLAYED GH5 :D IT WAS AWESOME.
Me and Jamie got it in the middle of the day because we had 4 hours of free lessons XD. We hopped on a bus to Southend, took about half hour either way- and had a KFC for lunch :P.
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CAP

Tags: college, guitar hero

Feeling Pretty::

content

Listening To:: Bob Marley's stuck in my head atm >

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