Are You Dense?! Are You Retarded?!

Hm.

2010-01-02T23:30:43Z

I'm gonna use this journal for something remotely constructive. Thinking sketchblog.

Snooooow <3

2009-12-19T20:26:33Z

A good 5 inches of snow yesterday
I went sledding, had a snowball fight on the beach and started to make an igloo.

Happy days <3

Ugh, College

2009-12-13T19:38:08Z

I CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED WITH COLLEGE TOMORROW D:.

Oh this was funny- I seriously thought that 40 divided by 8 was 20.
What a tard XD

X FACTOR FINAL ;) Joe's gonna win it.

captaincrumpets @ 2009-12-10T19:27:00

2009-12-10T20:27:18Z

PERFECTION

FUCKING KILL ME

2009-12-04T13:06:37Z

I'm bored, hungry, tired and I want to watch cartoooons.

WHY DOES THIS LESSON FAIL SO BADLY!!??

The Pizza place didn't work out, Bastards employed someone else I think. ):
I'm still a lazy, unemployed, student bum.

WHY JUSTIN!!??

2009-12-02T21:34:25Z

WHY DID JUSTIN RYAN SHAVE OFF HIS BEARD

THAT COCK ):<

He looked lovely with a beard... But I want Gino to win :)

I'm upset about reality TV here in England as of late, first Jedward get booted off of X-Factor, then George walks off of I'm a Celebrity and now Justin has shaved his beard.

Gino made me lol when he was scared his penis had shrunk XD

AWWWRIIIGHT

2009-11-27T12:42:45Z

My money came throoooough <3 It clears on Mondaaaaay!! £30 for me YAY.
ALRIGHTYTHEN...
I GOT A B+ ON MY FILM STUDIES DRAFT :3
Alsooo~
I might have a job soon :)
So actually, I might fulfill my new years resolution... It's at the Pizza shop in town though, on Friday and Saturday nights, which sucks quite badly cause I'll be serving all the pissheads whilst missing out on being a pisshead myself.

This key skills lesson is made of sadness and fail.
Why do I even have to do this fucking lesson? My ITgrade at school was an ungraded but not cause I didn't know the work, I just couldn't be arsed. They should just do a test on every person without an IT grade just so that people who know what they are doing don't have to do this insulting lesson.

I'm done ranting now.

GOD DAMNIT

2009-11-03T11:24:22Z

I want to be asleeeeeeeeeeeep.
And I'm working late on a film studies project tonight D: I swear, this girl on our group is pissing me off, she's the most unreliable cock-slap I have ever known.
I RAN OUT OF PUMPKIN PIE AS WELL. IT WAS SO DELICIOUS.

The internet is distracting me from an essay XD

I HATE TRAVELLING D:

2009-10-21T12:39:31Z

My 7 mile bus journey took 1hr 45mins today.
There was an accident further down and it took over an hour for me to get off this little Island, which, might I add, is only 3.2 miles across.
The road onto the bridge was fucking packed and I was 25 minutes late to my first lesson D:.

~Cap

I MISSED X-FACTOR D:

2009-10-18T13:06:38Z

NO NO NO!!

PLEASE TELL ME JOHN AND EDWARD WENT OFF
GOD SOMEONE HELP ME D:

Bugger D:

2009-10-15T11:05:21Z

I LOST 3 PAGES OF GRAPHIC DESIGN WORK D:>

3
FUCKING
PAGES

And I can't ever get it back because they throw away any work they find around college after we all go home.

I'm SAAAAAD NAO.

ON A BETTER NOTE, I ON'T HAVE AN LESSONS TILL 1:30 <3

OHGODI'MECSTATIC

2009-10-14T10:59:03Z

I BOUGHT SOME UM BONGO YESTERDAY.
I THINK I'M GONNA GO WEEP NOW WHILST I DRINK IT.

And I watched that American thingy 'Fringe'. I dunno if I like it S:. I prefered X-Files. That show kicked arse.

I LOVE CAPSLOOOOOOOCK.

I'M BORED D:

2009-10-07T11:04:54Z

TNBC IS RELEVANT XD
GOD
HELP
ME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.

I WANTZ A CHEESE SAMMITCH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

LESSON IN 20 MINUTES FINAFUCKINGLY.

How not to Live Your Life was LOVE last night. Yep.

AAAAAARGH

2009-09-30T11:11:40Z

I've got about 20mins to kill D:
Because then I have tutorial and that will kill 45minutes hopefully.
I DON'T HAS ANOTHER LESSON UNTIL 2:45 D:
HELP
ME

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I GOT THIS COOL NEW TOASTER. IT HAS A LITTLE MINI FRYING PAN ND YOU PUT WATER IN IN AND IT COOKS EGGS AS WELL AS TOAST. THIS EXCITES ME MORE THAN ANYTHING HAS EVER EXCITED ME BEEEEEFFFFOOORRREEEE.
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I want CHOCOLTE MILK and I WANT TO WATCH MOR FLAPJACK :D.
Or the Rocky Horror Show again. It was on yesterday and now I want to watch it AGAAAAAAAIIIN.

AND THEN I'MMA DRAW A NEW ALIEN DRAWING COZ I FEEL LIEK IT.

LALALA I'M BORED

2009-09-29T10:46:44Z

Trying to PASS TIEMZ.

firstly: if you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

secondly: tag eight people. don't refuse to do that. don't tag who tagged you.

how would you describe your siblings (if you have any)?

Got a younger sister- She thinks I'm a stupid geek and never lets me watch TV in my room D:.
A younger brother who's 12- He pretty much can't stand me XD. I made him cry by following him all day singing Rick Astley songs. He got IRL RICKROLL'D.
Got another younger brother who's 10- He's camp, fat and never leaves the house because he's playing Wii.
And finally my youngest brother who is fucking hilarious and joins me in upsetting other people usually.

have you ever lied to a teacher?

I can't name a teacher I didn't lie to at school. Except for my French teacher, cause she was quite intolerant of lies.

what kind of book would you describe as a good read?

A graphic novel or comic XD.

what's your occupation?

Full time college student D:. FAIL.

what stereotype are you?

A comic geek? A lot of people here think I'm a scene kid >:( NO.

what's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?

Batman, it's ALWAYS Batman :3.

what are you listening to right now?

Generally?? Dance, Nu Metal and Indie shit. I <3 Nik Kershaw as well atm.

what food could you eat every day for weeks and not get sick of?

Cheese toasties :P.

what websites do you always visit when you go online?

Youtube, LJ, DeviantART.

what are you going to do next year?

Do my subjects at A2?? Another year D:.

what was the cutest thing you've seen today?

A picture of Hitler by John Heartfiled in Graphics. He looked so sad XD.

does the weather affect your mood?

Nope.

what is your zodiac sign?

Cancer lol.

do you want to learn another language?

... I'd love to be fluent in French, and I've been doing it for nearly 6 years now. 7 if I do it next year as well.

five things you can't live without.

Your mum, paper, a biro, internet, Jamie XD

if you could meet anyone now, who would you meet?

Your mother.

what's something you'd like to say to someone right now?

'Why is it everyone has flu but you are the one dying from it. Grow up and get a life.'

what are you looking forward to?

A lesson cuz I'm BORED.

say something to the person who tagged you.

NO-ONE TAGGED ME >:D

ASDSFGJKHFS

2009-09-29T09:57:58Z

Having a proper internet fail at home D:.
I just update when I'm not working at college nowadays.
THIS SPACEBAR'S NOISE ANGERS ME.
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I wanna draw something :P
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CAP

GOD DAMNIT D:

2009-09-23T09:59:51Z

FUCK IT TO HELL
I has flu D: Not swine flu, thank fuck, but flu nonetheless.
And I have to be in college anyways.
That both depresses and annoys me.

In other news, give me a week and I'll continue that bloody fic, I'm high on cough medicine.

Brb, dying.

Bored AGAIN

2009-09-16T10:48:59Z

This is getting mildly repetitive and boring D=.
I'm on free periods again, played cards with a friend of a friend for about half an hour, but now I'm bored again.
Thankfully I got tutorial in 15 minutes, so I can do something fun.

As for that fic I was doing, I'll do another bit on the weekend- a little overrun with induction work atm.

Luffles
~Cap

Pffffft No.

2009-09-15T11:15:19Z

I'm super duper bored right now D:
I'm in the college's computer suite doing French work. I've been on free periods now for, like, 2 and a half hours.

To be honest, I can't be bothered to do all this french homework, so I'm going to pretend I didn't actually see the fourth excersise, and just do the 3. It's awright, Jamie's out of lesson on period 5, then we can have lunch, buy our sketchbooks and ultimately, get to our Film Studies class. Yep.

We did the Jabberwocky in English yesterday. I felt like a real geek when I was the only one who knew that Lewis Carroll wrote it, and Alice in Wonderland etc. Why are these people even studying english, anyway!!??

This s only marginally better than school D:.

I'M DISSAPOINTED D:

2009-09-13T13:26:55Z

Tch, yesterday I was out with Chris, Amy, Heather and Aaron again.Let me explain the situation- we know this creepy guy, Luke, and we started texting him off of Aaron's phone pretending to be a girl called Alex, from a 'party'. We set up a meeting time and place, then we had to pick someone to disguise as 'Alex'. Everyone pussied out, so I volunteered and got into some of Amy's clothes, some light brown hair extentions, a beanie hat and some different makeup. I was wearing a fucking SKIRT and BOOTS. Amusingly, I weigh two stone more than Amy and am 5 inches taller, so trying to wear her clothes proved both suffocating and difficult.Then we had to try and disguise my accent because I'm the only one with a non-Essex accent out of everyone we know. I even wore sunglasses and foundation so that even Amy's parents agreed I looked nothing like me.

AND THEN LUKE RECOGNIZED ME WITHIN 5 MINUTES ><
But either way, Chris filmed it and his reaction was funny regardless...

We got effectively self-pwned right there.

OH JOY

2009-09-12T09:06:41Z

I started college yesterday, so far it seems okay.
And, my best friend is in both my graphics and film studies classes :D. All the teachers seem nice so that's also a bonus- though I haven't actually had film studies just yet. As for English, I don't know anybody in my class, but it's a lot of speaking work, so I'm likely to talk to somebody. French is outside the main campus and in another building a couple of minute's walk away D:. Unneccesary trek plz?...

But yeah, so far, so good, I actually know where everyone of my classes are as well, so I wont be getting lost.
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I PLAYED GH5 :D IT WAS AWESOME.
Me and Jamie got it in the middle of the day because we had 4 hours of free lessons XD. We hopped on a bus to Southend, took about half hour either way- and had a KFC for lunch :P.
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CAP

HO-LEE CRAP

2009-09-10T18:40:05Z

I walked about 6 miles today D:
AND NOW I WISH I HADN'T
MY CALVES HUUUUURT.

In other news, I start college tommorow... I have to get up at 7:00am.
I will never get up at 7:00am, I've been getting up at 12 everyday since I finished school, even if I didn't sleep, I stayed in bed until 12.

But I'm thankfully going to Southend after college to buy guitar hero 5 with Jamie. That will be awesome and you FUCKING KNOW IT.

~CAP

A meme I stole from Mellifluous-Ink

2009-09-08T19:25:35Z

Here's a meme I felt like doing.
Oh God, I watched Bronson today. that is some fucked up shit right there. No lies, I heard it was weird but WHAT THE FUCK was that? I don't really know if I liked it...
And then I had a gross sammitch D:. The cheese in it was horrible and bland. I like mild chddar, not that swiss shit I had earlier.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Never been searched but I've had my details taken multiple times for all sorts of things. Drunk and disorderly, victim statements and the weirdest was a stop check because we'd been caught on CCTV with some people who broke into a kids play area late at night to play in their paddling pool XD.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Nope, I <3 rollercoasters. Especially ones that go upside down.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
A few years ago me and a friend went sledding on a broken road sign that we found. It doesn't snow too often here because we're coastal and in the South East of England.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Depends where I'm sleeping and whether I've been drinking. When I'm at home I like my own space at night- same if I'm sober at a friends house for the night or partying all night. However, if I'm camping or drunk, I like the security of a cuddle at night :3. (As most of my male friends will tell you, though I know my limits and never get so drunk as to do something I'd really regret.)

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Personally no. But I believe in aliens.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I like to draw and write so I guess so :P.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Dunno, it's not huge news in the UK.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston?? She amuses me.

9. Do you stay friends with your exes?
All my exes are now very close male friends of mine, so yes.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
I won a game of poker once :D I got £3 and a pikachu on pokemon diamond.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Quite often because I suffer from insomnia. It all started when I was a real video game nerd and used to do regular all-nighters with red bull to keep me awake. I regret it now because my body's sort of programmed to use that sleep pattern.

12. What's your favorite commercial?
The Wheetos advert where the really muscular wheeto climbs up the orange bag and flings himself into the bowl with all the other wheetos XD. It really makes me laugh and started me telling my 8 year old brother to eats his wheetos so he'll grow bigger and manlier.

13. What are you allergic to?
Sphinx Cats, Certain kinds of sawdust, rats, pollen.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
I don't drive cause I'm only 16. Legal driving age here is 17.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Nope. Friends of mine even know the details of my sex-life :S.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
We don't have... Is it baseball? Over here.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Nope. There's a rink in Chelmsford though, so I might yet.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Never. XD

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Thomas tried to spring himself onto his feet from lying flat on his back. he got halfway then smashed his back into the floor really hard. That was hilarious XD.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Strawberry field Forever, She's Leaving Home, Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds... Uh...?

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
.....My tea's gone cold D:.

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
No.. Is that another American joke??

23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Depends how far I'm going (I know that sounds really foolish) But if I'm nipping round to the Co-Op with my Dad, I tend to not bother.

24. What cell service do you use?
Virgin, my dears. It's always been virgin.

25. Do you like Sushi?
Never tried it but I only really like Cod & Haddock (like a true brit XD) when it comes to fish.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Nope.

27. What do you wear to bed?
My panties and a vest. It's less restrictive that way XD.

28. Been caught stealing?
No. Though I won't lie, I've shoplifted in the past.

29. What shoe size do you have?
a UK 4.5 in womens.

30. Do you truly hate anyone?
No, I love eveybody or at least try to. If I don't like someone I tend to voice my opinion then ignore them.

31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic Rock XD.

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Oh, um. at the moment, Sacha Baron Cohen. yummy <3.

33. Favourite Song?
Empty Walls by Serj Tankian. Dunno why but I love it :D.

34. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror?
Nope. I've mimed in front of a mirror whilst doing my makup for a rave.

35. What food do you find disgusting?
Most food actually. Especially vegetables, childish, but the smell of most of them is enough to make me want to vomit. Oh, and baked beans D:. The sauce irks me for some reason, I can't even eat in the same room as someone's who's eating them.

36. Do you sing in the shower?
I take baths usually, but I do sing. Usually whatever is on the radio downstairs.

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
XD I did one time with some friends, mixed genders as well. Penis' for guys, boobies for girls, and yeah, I had to get my boobies out. We were at a small party and all of us were tipsy.

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Once or twice, but we always do it jokingly and do it to their face as well.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
No XD I don;t like getting involved if it doesn't concern me.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
In sibling fights, yeah, but not otherwise.

What?? I get bored sometimes!!

Bruno <3

2009-09-07T12:07:15Z

I saw Bruno today. It has to be the funniest film I've seen in a long time. I didn't think that Cohen could top Borat, but clearly he just did. I loved loved loved it :D. I mean, there are bits that are so oddly gross you can't help but cringe, but for the most part, it was awesome.
Lutz and Bruno's relationship in the film is the funniest and most strangely adorable thing I've ever witnessed and, lets not lie, German accents are the sex.
Speaking of sex, is it just me, or is Sacha Baron Cohen extremely hot?? I mean, look at this guy:

GLORIOUS <3

AAARGH FUCK

2009-09-05T22:57:37Z

I miss my modem.
God how I miss it. Cause I'm serious, I'm going to TWAT someone if this T-Mobile piece of shit disconnects me one more time whilst I'm typing...
The fucker just did it again D:
It must know or something. Stupid piece of shit.

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING T-MOBILE!?
Fuck, I need some coffee D:>
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~Cap